Un mamut chiquitito quería volar, 

trataba y trataba y no podía volar,

su amiga la paloma lo quiso ayudar

y de un quinto piso, lo hizo saltar,

¿Qué pasó?

Mierdaaaaaaaa

el mamut se hizo mierdaaaaaa

:D

farleythewolf:

tehsharkie:

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

Write a scene with your character that includes

• Red 
• Chocolate
• Hearts

Without a Valentine’s theme, or mention of the day. 

Good luck.

#PS I see you thinking murder. Try again.

DAMN IT

I’M CRYING. 

jaredpadaleki:

a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.

an Adventure is a trip without a destination.

a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.

#excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x)

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

ikimaru:

I KNOW YOU DON’T DO REQUESTS BUT THIS ONE THO

OMF

fhyrlight:

sOMEONE STOP ME

(aka the best purchase i have ever made)

fishpun:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

ok so a lot of british people tend to add “ey?” at the end of their sentences, kind of like how americans use “huh?” at the end of theirs

…now, imagine it with a snooty french accent.

THAT’S WHERE “EH?” CAME FROM

THAT’S WHY IT’S THE CANADIAN STEREOTYPE 

I’VE DONE IT I’VE CRACKED THE MOTHERFUCKING DA VINCI CODE

psychosomaticartist:

siggymcpissyface:

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

dear lord.  

um